QuoteMonger - 10/8/2008
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Luke Walton on his stalker:
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“She was telling me how she was going to start dating Jordan, because Jordan says she’s pretty and supports her music career, so I’d better get used to having her around. I was like, ‘Listen, I just came from Jordan’s house. I know he has a girlfriend.’”
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Translation: At least one of you has to get that we’re just talking about an aggressive groupie, who gets a different title and more ink because she’s white, I’m white, and it would’ve ruined my rep if I’d ever touched her.
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More Luke:
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“When she pulled up to my house and started yelling at me after she fired a fake gun at me, I couldn’t help but to start yelling back at her…But when we were interacting, I could tell by the stuff she was saying that she’s not all there in the head–which makes me feel bad for her.”
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Translation: If Bill taught me anything, it’s to have some dim awareness of social issues in this country, and I bet you this is the first time ever an NBA-related story has gone out of its way to stress that the gun was fake. On the other hand, she is ugly as sin, so maybe she deserves a little bit of slack. It would be different if she were a stripper or something. They have everything in life.